An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.
The pharmacist asked, “How many?”
The cowboy replied, “Just a few…maybe a half a dozen…I cut each one into four pieces.”
The pharmacist said, “That’s too small a dose. That won’t get you through sex.”
The old cowboy said, “Oh, I’m past eighty years old, and I don’t even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough that I don’t pee on my new boots.

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