Men or Women for Discreet Relationship or Intimate Relations

Well, I am a full time college student... normally I have no problem finding dates with either male or female.. but I want this to be on the Q T... away from my college & friends...and away from Austin.
My Ideal Person: Age is not a problem and neither is race.. but must be extremely discreet, good looking, nice build, not into pain or other stupid sexual acts...prefer to meet you out of town, but am unable to travel overnight during the week.. some weekends available..Oh, and one last thing my one fantasy is that your manhood is "mammoth."If it is not, please do not contact me.. and oooo, BTW...6,7 or even 8" is NOT mammoth..OK??? Further, living out of state is not conducive to what I am seeking and feels kind of ridiculous with people messaging me, when it seems nearly impossible for a meeting...