Men or Couples (man and woman) for Discreet Relationship or Intimate Relations

"well im not very energetic, i love to sit in bars and drink alot,once in a while ill get up and go shoot darts or pool. love to eat, need a good girl who can cook, i also need a couch, if you fit my demanding critera please contact me.. I'm the chubby guy on the riht...." The Funniest Email I've received on this site!!!I'm looking for a serious relationship... but I would'nt mind having some FUN while I wait for Mr. Right!!!just a quick note.. If you email me, please send a nice picture, I dont want to see your cock so please save that picture for someone else.. I'm a sucker for nice smiles and nice abs!! I'm not a big fan of HAIR.. but some is tolerable!! Other than that, its all about chemistry.TTYL!!
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:The beach, The middle of a park, Under a waterfall
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Blindfolds, Massage
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:Yeah. the obvious Brad Pitt... and of course my future husbandSteve Nash!!
Have you ever had cybersex?:I've tried it, but it's just not the same.