Women, Couples (man and woman) or Couples (2 women) for Erotic Chat or Email or Discreet Relationship

Please, no bullshit, drama, etc. I am in no mood for any of the crazy stuff. If you are not real, do not bother to try to contact me because I will not respond and will block you!THIS IS IMPORTANT: If I chat with you and we eventually hookup, it does not mean that I will see you constantly or again! In fact, I am not looking for a relationship of any kind. So, all I want to do is hookup and leave. When I am ready whether if it is 1 day or 10 years later, I will call you and ask you!It appears that people are not reading or understanding when I say that I do NOT WANT A RELATIONSHIP AND IF I WANT ONE YOU WON'T HAVE TO CHASE ME DOWN, I WILL STAND STILL LONG ENOUGH. Do not try to be my friend expecting that I will return for more, more, more. If you read my profile and contact me, I am assuming that you agree and understand completely. GO AHEAD, I DARE YOU!
My Ideal Person: We want what we want right? So, I want a great time with honest, genuine people. Must be very clean in hygiene and appearance. You must love to laugh and not take yourself serious, I mean we are on Passions, not at an intellectual round table. You must also be hairless ( men, you can have a bit of hair but not too much). I love great tits, so yeah for the tits. No one is perfect, so that is not what I am after. However, you must love to fuck and eat pussy!