Men, Women or Couples (man and woman) for Erotic Chat or Email, Discreet Relationship, Intimate Relations, Other "Alternative" Activities or Group sex (3 or more!)

Hey guys and girrrlsss, I'm Rose, 21 year old recent college grad. I like cheesecake, booze (of all sorts, I'm not prejudiced, except Smirnoff ice, please do not give me that shit), film noir, sweet ass banjo music, the great wonders of nature, drum circles, mosh pits, near-death experiences, Punk Rawk, Johnny Cash, purple potatoes, green tomatoes, loopholes in the law, just plain breaking the law, will police dudes stop emailing me...you will have to arrest me on the first date, Spongebob Squarepants, horseback riding, helping trannies with their makeup and shoe selections, 80s hair metal, cacti and succulents, stars exploding, and black holes, playin cards in the elevator, shotgun weddings, all night techno, all nite diners, all night karaoke, John Wayne and Clint Eastwood, being naked in the ocean, in the rain, hell, being naked mostly anywhere, potable water, Burning Man, football, praying mantises, Pablo Picasso, playing the violin, crafts, graffiti, oh yeah, and sex. Lots of that, especially if I get to pee on you.Sooo, if you like all of the above, holla!Oh, things I don't like: reality TV, stupid people, people who wear high-waters and penny loafers, cops (especially not the dirty cops in Baltim0re), straight chicks, standing up at games for the national anthem, NASCAR, brussel sprouts, wine that comes in a box, the STiDs, when I smoke like one cigarette outside and someone coughs dramatically and gives me a super dirty look, why doesn't the government just put us all in plastic bubbles with a camera mounted on the inside...In another life I was a probably a pirate (hence my love of rum) but possibly a cowgirl. But not one of those fake slutty cowgirls in a miniskirt, a real one who can actually shoot a gun and ride horses. You can't ride a horse in a minishirt. Trust me, the chafing is quite unpleasant.Alright kool kidz, I get hella messages, so make sure you don't just write something like, "Hey gurrrl, look at my 5 inch penis, holla at me tonight shawty if u want dis" followed by your phone number. FAIL. College degrees are a definite plus. Just so I know you've read books n shit. And that you in fact know how to read. Because I'm not so sure about some of you...
My Ideal Person: Eight eyes, three boobs, twelve fingers, and green with purple spots.Or alternately, Mike Rowe, because he is a sexy motherfucker and manly as hell, and the best part, he's funny without even trying. And he likes to party. He's not afraid to get dirty because he's a dirty freak and he's from my hood.