Men for Erotic Chat or Email, Discreet Relationship or Intimate Relations

In order to get my attention and keep it you MUST be able to hold a conversation. I am not looking to fuck you just because you are looking to get laid by every chick you can! If that was the case I can find it easy enough daily. I love sex and am a very naughty sexual girl BUT unless I get to know you and you get to know me mentally, there will be NO CONNECTION PHYSICALLY between us!!![COLOR orange]If you are looking for a hook up right now without getting to know me then you should just walk your ass to the corner and buy yourselves a hooker, that way you won't have to talk to her at all except to set a price. [B]I am here to find someone to have fun(laugh) with & spend quality time with. Yes,that does include intense passionate sex but it will also include movies, concerts, amusement parks, whatever we want to do that's fun and makes us laugh for hours!!I find that I can be inspired to chat with someone just because I find their profile to be interesting, or funny(even if sarcastic) but I find it difficult at times to fully encompass all of who I am in text. I like honesty and try my hardest never to mislead anyone about my height or weight, likes or dislikes etc. I do not do drugs or smoke. I will drink a beer or two every once in a while.I AM NOT a SKINNY BAG OF BONES. If that's what YOU ARE looking for, STOP RIGHT THERE BECAUSE YOU WILL be disappointed. I am a REAL girl, with a REAL body. I have a thick ass, thick thighs,and a fat stomach, if this is not OK with you then do not waste my time or yours.I am thick, And have always had a big booty. I have plenty of curves. I am only 5 ft. 2 in. short but I am no push over.I am the mother of a 10 year old boy, who is my main priority. My schedule pretty much revolves around his activities at the moment.I have 16 piercings & 4 tattoo's but I don't look like a pin cushion.I love cold rainy weather. I love to laugh. I love MMA, Ultimate Fighting, Piercings, & Tattoo's. I like dark bars with good music, Good Friends, BBQing and Good Beer.First and foremost I am looking for friends. You can never have too many friends.If there is a deeper connection then that can be explored later but lets get to know each other and see what develops. In the normal process of things if there is a connection... Who knows,you might just be my next partner in crime.Just never can say until it gets to that point.I am not looking to be rushed into a relationship OR into your bed!! Let's just get to know about each other and meet to see where things may go. It's not my priority to put notches on my belt or yours.If you have a question feel free to ask but you'd better expect the answer your gonna get. I can be very sarcastic.I am VERY feisty, stubborn, but also VERY passionate, caring and sweet.I love anal play, watching and hearing you cum, teasing, passion, intoxicating intensity, Forcefulness, aggressive rough sex and foreplay,Talking dirty, Hard kissing, biting, licking, sensory deprivation etc.I am not into Scat, Children or Bestiality or extreme Pain! No, you can not change my mind on these subjects!
My Ideal Person: ***PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR!!! PLEASE ALSO HAVE THE INTEGRITY TO NOT PRETEND THAT YOU ARE WANTING THE SAME THINGS AS ME!******NOTE I DO NOT DRIVE!! THIS IS FOR PERSONAL REASONS I DO NOT EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND. IF THIS IS AN ISSUE FOR YOU DO NOT BOTHER CONTACTING ME AND DRILLING ME WITH QUESTIONS ABOUT WHY I DON'T. YOU WILL ONLY FRUSTRATE YOURSELF!! ***Looking for a man with more personality then his P@#!$!If you just so happen to have tattoo's or piercings that is BIG BONUS points but its not necessary to have any. Absolutely love the sexy bad boy look with a sweet teddy bear heart inside. I like clean cut, short hair usually. Not into the 80's heavy metal hair. HYGIENE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!! PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH , HAVE YOUR TEETH AND SHOWER REGULARLY!!! I love a nice smile and eyes. Please try to have at least one picture without sunglasses on! I know you men think they look cool but I need to see your eyes!!Please post something about yourself on your profiles. It gives me an idea of your personality. If nothing is posted I must assume that you have no personality! NO BEARDS!!! NO BACK WIGS!!! SORRY I JUST DON'T LIKE FULL BEARDS AND NEVER HAVE. GOATEES ARE FINE EVEN LONG ONES. JUST DISLIKE ALL THAT HAIR! Come on now guys, I know you have to know what ethnicity/race you are and if you are married, involved or attached to anyone. Eventually I will find out so why bother keeping it a secret?? That is just plain lame and I can not be involved with someone sexually who is gonna not be upfront with all their information! SORRY!!!