Men, Women, Couples (man and woman) or Couples (2 men) for Intimate Relations, Discreet Relationship, Erotic Chat or Email, Group sex (3 or more!) or Other "Alternative" Activities

No clue why I came back other than I have a serious addiction to looking I spent some time here before. I didn't find what I was seeking then and I doubt I will now...For the time being, I thought I'd hang out & eyeball some pretty pictures Now for those of you who insist on writing anyway I'm gonna try to clarify what I am seeking, should I decide to meet anyone....There are some things I miss about being married...this does NOT mean I am searching for a husband nor does it mean I want someone to move in with me...I like to cook...watch movies...be friendly...and above all I enjoy sex immensely. (I have no desire to crawl up someones ass and make camp!!! What I am seeking is a Friend,, someone to spend some social and a lot of sexual time with when the desire strikes. (and when its over...feel free to go home ) Not sure which site you signed up on, but I joined Adult Friend Finder(please take special note of the underlined word there!!!) I did not sign on for ComeSuckMyCock or Fuck&Run (silly bastards here won't let me type that like a website!!!)Now on a special side note...on the off chance this will happen Should we agree to a 1 time thing....it needs to take place in a hotel or YOUR home...not mine. If you don't wanna be buddies I may be ok with that, but if that's the case, you don't need to be in my home (surrounded by pictures of my friends & family, personal belongings ect.) Now if you've made it this far it should be apparent that I have an extremely good sense of humor...I'm also a fairly casual person. I have no desire to waste your time or mine
My Ideal Person: Reasonably intelligent & attractive (to me). A sense of humor is incredibly important too. A willingness to explore but with an understanding that I'm not gonna bend over upon meeting you & ask you to fuck my ass like a dog I can be quite spunky but some things are just not a casual sport for me sorryAbove all else, HONEST!!!!! Please do not tell me how wonderful... beautiful...sexy I am if you don't mean it. I'm tired of being baffled by mens behavior. In other words, don't end the evening (morning...afternoon) with promises to call..text... be back the following weekend yadda yadda blah blah if you have no intention of doing so.
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:A bed, The beach, The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Massage
Have you ever had cybersex?:No way. I only want skin on skin.