Men for Discreet Relationship, Intimate Relations, Other "Alternative" Activities or Group sex (3 or more!)

I AM NOT A FAKE PROFILE!!!***I AM MARRIED SO IF THAT'S NOT YOUR THING, I RESPECT THAT BUT PLEASE KEEP MOVING*** ***IF YOU'RE NOT OPEN TO A POSSIBLE ONGOING FWB, KEEP MOVING......NOT LOOKING FOR A BUNCH OF ONE NIGHT STANDS*** ****Im surprised at how many decent looking guys have pictures posted of themselves having sex with UNATTRACTIVE, HEFTY, women. If that's your thing, keep moving.********I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR....PLEASE KEEP THAT IN MIND WHILE READING MY PROFILE. I'M NOT BITTER, ANGRY OR HOSTILE LOL, I JUST KNOW WHAT I WANT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO VERBALIZE IT. I REALLY FIND MOST OF THE BELOW MENTIONED ITEMS, HILARIOUS!!*** Am I 420 friendly?? Sure, I don't discriminate when it comes to different numbers. ***I'M NOT INTERESTED IN CHASING YOU OR STALKING YOU, AT ALL. THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE ALL ABOUT FUN AND ENJOYMENT, NOT DRAMA AND BULLSHIT***I'm looking for an ATTRACTIVE, PHYSICALLY FIT, YOUNGER man who's in need of some quality, naked time. A pair of snug boxer briefs on a man.....HOT. They do a body good No drama, just a younger man who would like to be spoiled in every way........A little facial hair (shadow), hot!!!I'd much rather see a nice tasteful picture of you with no shirt, rather than another schlong shot. Cock shots are like weeeds around this place, lol. I can tell more by a persons FACE if there's any connection. ***A NOTE TO THE OLDER MEN*** - Wanting a younger man is a preference, not a disease. Some things I have found to be quite humorous:Not really sure why you guys measure the length of your penis with a remote control, beer can or a can of shaving cream. Are those three things a "standard" length? If so, what is it, lol. Spelling Lesson 101:1. There : Go get that dildo over "there".2). Their: Don't touch "their" dildo, it has germs.3). They're: "They're" getting a new dildo today.4). Your: Pick up "your" dildo so the housekeeper doesn't throw it away.5) You're: "You're being very selfish with the new dildo. Got it? Ok, now that was pretty easy wasn't it?I am seriously going to write a book and call it"Adult FriendFinder for dummiesTo guys who feel the overwhelming need to send me a NEGATIVE assessment of my profile...seriously.....get a life. I'm here for physical therapy, not mental therapy.......thanks and have a nice day!!!
My Ideal Person: A man with a great chest & tummy, jeans and no shirt.......better than chocolate!!! Of course, if he's also covered in chocolate, even better!!! I don't have saggy tits and I'm not attracted to guys that do. Someone who knows what sensuality is and isn't afraid to show it. Grabbing, groping and gettin a little sweaty is also welcome What I enjoy: Handsome, physically fit, sweet, discrete, willing, adventurous, sense of humor, someone who can actually "bring it".Seeking someone who wants a FWB situation. Im a very nurturing woman and love to spoil.What I don't want: Old guys, beer guts, guys that are so young they don't even have pubic hair to shave, guys who post pics with their dicks in outfits....you get the idea. Most importantly.........keep a sense of humor !!!
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:Where DON'T I!!!!
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage